A pick-me-up for parents of rotten kids...lol

My son came home from school one day, with a smirk upon his face. He decided he was smart enough,to put me in my place. "Guess what I learned in Civics Two, that's taught by Mr. Wright? It's all about the laws today, The 'Children's Bill of Rights.' It says I need not clean my room, don't have to cut my hair. No one can tell me what to think, or speak, or what to wear. I have freedom from religion, and regardless what you say, I don't have to bow my head, and I sure don't have to pray. I can wear earrings if I want, and pierce my tongue & nose. I can read & watch just what I like, get tattoos from head to toe. And if you ever spank me, I'll charge you with a crime. I'll back up all my charges, with the marks on my behind. Don't you ever touch me, my body's only for my use, not for your hugs and kisses, that's just more child abuse. Don't preach about your morals, like your Mama did to you. That's nothing more than mind control, And it's illegal too! Mom, I have these children's rights, so you can't influence me, or I'll call Children's Services Division, better known as C. S.D." ******Mom's Reply and Thoughts****** Of course my first instinct was to toss him out the door. But the chance to teach him a lesson made me think a little more. I mulled it over carefully, I couldn't let this go. A smile crept upon my face, he's messing with a pro. Next day I took him shopping at the local Goodwill Store..I told him, "Pick out all you want, there's shirts & pants galore. I've called and checked with C.S.D. who said they didn't care if I bought you K-Mart shoes instead of those Nike Airs. I've canceled that appointment to take your driver's test. The C.S.D. is unconcerned so I'll decide what's best." I said "No time to stop and eat, or pick up stuff to munch. And tomorrow you can start to learn to make your own sack lunch. Just save the raging appetite, and wait till dinner time. We're having liver and onions, a favorite dish of mine." He asked "Can I please rent a movie, to watch on my VCR?" "Sorry, but I sold your TV, for new tires on my car. I also rented out your room, you'll take the couch instead. The C.S.D. requires just a roof over your head. Your clothing won't be trendy now, I'll choose what we eat. That allowance that you used to get, will buy me something neat. I'm selling off your jet ski, dirt-bike & roller blades. Check out the 'Parents Bill of Rights', It's in effect today! Hey hot shot, are you crying? Why are you on your knees? Are you asking God to help you out, instead of C.S.D..?" Send to all people that have teenagers or have already raised teenagers,or have children who will soon be teenagers or those who will be parents someday OR ANYONE WHO'D JUST GET A LAUGH ...I love this One!!!from MOM(Mean Old Mother.)

Live artist, or folklore?

(borrowed clip from the internet)

Jack Frost
by Micha F. Lindemans ********************
Jack Frost is a figure from folklore, an elfish creature who personifies crisp, cold weather. He is said to leave those beautiful patterns on autumn leaves and windows on frosty mornings. It is thought that he originated in Norse folklore as Jokul ("icicle") or Frosti ("frost"). In Russia, frost is represented as Father Frost, a smith who binds water and earth together with heavy chains. In Germany however, it is an old women who causes it to snow by shaking out her bed of white feathers.

>>>Evidence: frost artistry on our pick-up as well as other cars close by. >>>Clues: just the artwork. No foot or finger prints. No other evidence or clues found. So, is he real? Could it be an alias? Could the artist be female instead? For many generations our parents have been telling us of this mysterious artist. How do they know? What is the real history behind it? Does anyone really know? Perhaps it's just a way for Jack Frost to leave a gift of love for his favorite woman......... his secret love,........Mother Nature. I don't know if anyone other than a scientist can truely explain the beautiful art work, and I really don't care. But I would like to say to the artist if they are listening...

Keep up the good work, and can you put this on canvas too? Just thought I would ask. :)

Bring a book, or open the blinds?

Ok, this may be TMI (too much info) for some, but it's my blog and I'm sticking to it...LOL.....It's a part of life. We all use the bathroom throughout the day and night. Some take a book, some don't. We have a window in ours, and this morning I noticed that the birds were just going crazy. If you lived here you would know that it isn't normal...they, like us hide from the cold most of the time. Of course this morning, it was 35F outside and the sun was rising. A light breeze if any at all. The weather for the day is supposed to be around 50F with a good chance of thunderstorms. The neighbor behind us had been putting out his bird feeders the last couple of days. I should offer to help as he struggles with his cane to get thru the snow out back to his shed. I feel so far behind with that...I need to go get some fresh seed, etc. Anyway...I opened the mini-blinds to see what I could see, what all the noise was about, and in the tree next to the house was this:A Cardinal. I don't know male from female, and this is a borrowed picture from Webshots.com that doesn't do justice. This bird in our tree was a lot brighter red. My guess would be male. All prettied up for the ladies of spring. I only share my bathroom story with you because it's the only one I have seen here at the house since we moved. I've been waiting. Neighbors have said they are here, now I know for myself.
The blue jays here are of similar size. Not the big ugly black and blue of Washington. The jays here are alot smaller. More fragile looking. Light blue and white such as this one:
another borrowed picture from Webshots. Yes, I have a camera. Yes, I will be taking my own pictures. The good 35mm needs to be cleaned. My digital just won't stand up to the speed of these lovely critters :) I hope your day either starts or gets as good as mine was this morning. Birds are relaxing to watch. They don't have a care in the world. Except my cat...who's off cattin' around somewhere other than here already. Have a great day all!

Was it Hockey, or was it WWE?

Tonite we all decided to go to a hockey game. Mike had a rough end to his week at work and needed to clear his mind. I knew it was Teddy Bear toss nite, but we hadn't purchased a bear for this because the decision to go to the game was a last minute one. Lucky for us, we were able to get one at the arena for $5. Boy was it an interesting game. Our seats were great. A little higher up than I would have liked, but great anyway. We were able to see every thing from where we were. And boy was that a game. We got several sports in one. Ice hockey, wrestling, boxing...We weren't sure by the end if what we had just seen was an ice hockey game, or WWE on ice... Below I have listed the penalties of the game. Most are typical of the sport, and the the urge to fight takes over the players, and let the fun begin!!! Green Bay did go on to win 5-2 which also meant free taco's from Taco Bell for all the fans. Any time GB scores 5, the audience all gets a free taco coupon. Twas a great night!!! Wish I would have taken the camera...oh well. There were several other ejections in the end, but I don't have all the players numbers that got that penalty. PENALTIES
Period 1 (typical hockey penalties)
Green Bay - Andrew Johnson - (Roughing), 2 min, 7:54Lincoln - Chris Vande Velde - (Charging), 2 min, 9:26Lincoln - Eli Vlaisavljevich - (Tripping), 2 min, 16:18 (tonite was Teddy Bear toss nite with all Teddy Bears given to children in the pediatric care units at local hospitals. All bears got tossed onto the ice after Green Bay scored their first goal of the game with 1:49 left before the first period ended. This resulted in the players getting their break early. With 6,536 fans in the stands (a new record), 4,700 bears got tossed. I'll post pictures once the post them on the web for me to find. Boy what a site to see!!!
Period 2 (a little rougher this period)
Lincoln - Trevor Bruess - (Hooking), 2 min, 2:45Lincoln - James Perkin - (Holding), 2 min, 8:33Green Bay - Kevin Deeth - (Fighting Major), 5 min, 18:24Lincoln - James Perkin - (Fighting Major), 5 min, 18:24Green Bay - Steve Silva - (Hooking), 2 min, 9:07
Period 3 (Hockey or WWE?)
Green Bay - Brian Roloff - (Checking from Behind), 2 min, 5:53Lincoln - Danny Baco - (Fighting Major), 5 min, 8:31Green Bay - Ryan Little - (Fighting Major), 5 min, 8:31Lincoln - Josh Brodeen - (Hooking), 2 min, 11:16Green Bay - Steve Silva - (Roughing), 2 min, 13:13 (This is where the excitement began with only 1:56 left in the game. All this must have taken about 10 minutes to clear up before they resumed playing.Talk about your brawls. Gees, even the referees where tackling players to keep them from fighting.) Green Bay - Justin Braun - (Roughing), 2 min, 18:04Lincoln - Trevor Bruess - (Roughing), 2 min, 18:04Green Bay - Jeremy Dehner - (Fighting (Under 5 Mins) Game Misconduct), 10 min (ejected), 18:04Lincoln - Justin Milo - (Roughing), 2 min, 18:04Green Bay - Steve Silva - (Delay of Game), 2 min, 18:04Green Bay - Sergio Somma - (Roughing), 2 min, 18:04Lincoln - Chris Vande Velde - (Delay of Game), 2 min, 18:04Lincoln - Mike Davies - (Fighting (Under 5 Mins) Game Misconduct), 10 min (ejected), 18:12Green Bay - Brian Roloff - (Holding), 2 min, 18:58